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Sunday, January 25th, 2004
12:47 pm
[captain_crapper]
Expirer (we wish!)
Oh shit, it's expyra, and what a whiny little fucklet she is!
Her friends list is pretty miserable, but then again so is she, so no surprise there, which is why the biography field on her info page reads 'nothing to say'.
She's a member of childfree and ikissgirls.

It's appalling the way this sixteen year old lesbian, opposed to children and childhood (although of course she too, and all her associates have been chidren themselves) sounds off about the children she finds so loathesome (not any in particular, although there are some particular examples, but children in general) in such a self-righteous manner.

How dare she be so indignant about something of which she knows so little, particularly as she is little more than (and technically and legally still) a child herself.

This is a brand new journal, so there's not much there yet, but judging by what there is, she needn't have bothered. Perhaps she'll be a bit less of a shit when she's a grown up?

Current Mood: a bit shit
7:38 am
[captain_crapper]
Captain's Choice: The Cream of the Crap
twisted_child posting about a lazy-ass 'husband', and how your fuggin' brat stops you from watching a fuggin' crap movie (Tom Cruise? What is that ...? Some new brand of crap?) is totally fuggin' crap. You have a crap house (IT'S FULL OF CRAP!!!) that's so crap you have to move! You're too lazy to tidy up, your lazy-ass 'husband' is too crap to clean up (what is he doin'? Playing on the fuggin' broken HEX-BOX???) that you're thinking of PAINTING THE WALLS rather than washing them!
Goddammit, you lazy-ass bitch. YOU HAVE TO WASH WALLS BEFORE YOU PAINT THEM!
YOU HAVE TO WIPE THE CRAYON OFF WHEN THE CHILD SCRIBBLES ON THE WALL!
YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE FOOD FROM THE FLOOR!

What's that Twist?
You want your 'friends' to tell you you're not lazy?
Oh, sure honey ... <HUGS>

WHAT A FUGGIN' CRAP JOURNAL!!!

It gets to be the Captain's Choice, it is the Cream of the Crap, the Crap Journal of the Day. But that's not all! As if that were not enough, Twisted Child's Descent into Madness also has the unique distinction of being the very first crap journal to leave a brown stains as it skids and rattles around the ceramicware of crap_journal!

Current Mood: pretty shitty
7:33 am
[captain_crapper]
Hello and welcome to the crap ...
Poking around the effluence of LiveJournal, one cannot help but think that some of the shit is *so bad* that it merits some sort of recognition, a dedicated community for the recommendation, discussion, and shared horror of the ubershizer that might otherwise bob past, unnoticed by those who like to be appalled by the truly appalling. Hence Crap_Journals was, erm, *squeezed forth*.

So if you're surfing through LJ and stumble upon a fascinating example of fecal fecundity, post it here for the delectation and horror of fellow connoisseurs of crap ...

Current Mood: shite
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