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Captain's Choice: The Cream of the Crap

twisted_child posting about a lazy-ass 'husband', and how your fuggin' brat stops you from watching a fuggin' crap movie (Tom Cruise? What is that ...? Some new brand of crap?) is totally fuggin' crap. You have a crap house (IT'S FULL OF CRAP!!!) that's so crap you have to move! You're too lazy to tidy up, your lazy-ass 'husband' is too crap to clean up (what is he doin'? Playing on the fuggin' broken HEX-BOX???) that you're thinking of PAINTING THE WALLS rather than washing them!
Goddammit, you lazy-ass bitch. YOU HAVE TO WASH WALLS BEFORE YOU PAINT THEM!
YOU HAVE TO WIPE THE CRAYON OFF WHEN THE CHILD SCRIBBLES ON THE WALL!
YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE FOOD FROM THE FLOOR!

What's that Twist?
You want your 'friends' to tell you you're not lazy?
Oh, sure honey ... <HUGS>

WHAT A FUGGIN' CRAP JOURNAL!!!

It gets to be the Captain's Choice, it is the Cream of the Crap, the Crap Journal of the Day. But that's not all! As if that were not enough, Twisted Child's Descent into Madness also has the unique distinction of being the very first crap journal to leave a brown stains as it skids and rattles around the ceramicware of crap_journal!
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